hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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