My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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