My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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