He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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