Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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