White coat. Heels.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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