I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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