Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We talked him into tasing himself.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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