ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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