She's JV to your varsity
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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