Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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