Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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