if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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