stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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