Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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