I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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