im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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