it hurts more in the daytime
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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