I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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