So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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