i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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