I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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