just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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