I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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