You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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