I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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