I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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