I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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