Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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