Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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