She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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