Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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