Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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