i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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