guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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