I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
