id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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