dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
how drunk are you?
Several
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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