take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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