theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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