so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
