yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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