I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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