hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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