Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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