Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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