I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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