If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
someone threw a dead crab at me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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