i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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