I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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