i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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