They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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