I hate all girls vehemently.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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