"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.