I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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