best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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