Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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