I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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