What a fucking waste of an outfit
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
